Oh, admit it - when you hear the word "Limerick", that's the first thing you think of, too.
And strangely, a dirty joke seems entirely appropriate for the town of Limerick, Ireland - which seems to be a small industrial town utterly devoid of character. To be fair, I've only spent one cold, overcast day here.. but usually walking around the core gives you a pretty good sense for the place, and the sense I got was "dirty" and "uninspired". When hearing I was coming here, my cab driver in Cork said "Ah, going to Stab city are ye"... a nickname Limerick apparently received because it is home to a lot of gang violence. Amusing how Dubliners look down on Cork, and Corkies (I made that up) look down on Limerick.
I actually found Cork somewhat charming in a dirty way, and the core around St. Patrick
St. has been renovated nicely over the last few years to give it a modern cosmopolitan feel in-line with being Ireland's second biggest city. Didn't hurt that I had a fantastic room in a brand new hotel with a giant picture window overlooking the River Lee. Also makes a convenient home base for tours of Blarney Castle (yes, I kissed the stone... I expect to break out in cold sores or some sort of rash at any time) and the Ring of Kerry, including Dingle Bay. Both were fantastic, though as the blood flow to my feet was cut off from the pressure on my knees from the seat in front, I remembered why I tend not to take coach buses. Pics up on Flickr - see the badge to the right for a few highlights.
Since I've been remiss in posting, I should also mention one of the highlights of my time in Dublin - the obligatory visit to the Guinness Storehouse. The building used to be the home of the fermentation process, but was converted to a very modern tourist facility that smoothly takes you through 7 floors starting with the brewing process and proceeding through the company history, transporation/distribution innovations, and a slew of advertising memorabilia. It's all well presented, but the clincher is the "free" (read: built into the entrance price) pint of Guinness at the top of the building in the Gravity Bar. With 360 degree views out over Dublin, it's a nice place to top off the experience, but really the brilliance is in getting you mildly tipsy before you leave. Just try and walk out with a negative impression at that point... "Arthur Guinness... I love you, man!". Also, I don't want to brag - but I was made an
honorary apprentice, so I've got that going for me.
As for Limerick, I'm opting to leave a day early and head over to Galway. No offense, but I prefer the dirty poem.